Vigilantes Take Aim at NRA Executives, Families and Supporters

Our sources have informed us that radical vigilantes who call themselves Americans For Life have concluded that the only way to end the growing epidemic of mass-murder shootings in America is to take extreme actions against the people who profit from the killings. Their reasoning goes like this.

The NRA is a terrorist organization whose sole motive is profiteering. The group has twisted and perverted the true meaning of the Second Amendment far beyond the intent of the nation's founders so that now the right to own guns trumps the right to live.

It is obvious that the founders intended the Second Amendment to ensure American militias could not be disarmed by foreign invaders or colonizers. The intent was to protect the American nation, not to give traitors the right to form anti-American militias who would overthrow it. 

Moreover, when the Constitution was ratified firearms were single-shot muskets. The founders did not foresee the development of weapons that could fire hundreds of rounds per minute and certainly never intended that all citizens should have the right to possess weapons of mass murder. Thanks to the NRA, guns are so fetishized that they are more important than life itself.

NRA propaganda has created a vicious cycle whereby each incident of mass murder by firearms leads to paranoid panic buying of more guns by those who fear that gun control will finally be enacted. Gun manufacturer stocks rally. NRA leaders, gun makers and gun dealers thereby profit from the mass murders. 

These psychopathic profiteers are so oblivious to the suffering their industry causes that only a campaign of shock and awe can bring them to their senses. 

Such a campaign will target NRA leaders, executives of the major firearms manufacturers and dealers, and their supporters in Congress and state governments. After vigorous debate the vigilantes agreed that family members, including children, will also be targeted. They reason that hundreds of innocents are victims of the industry's war on the people. In war, if one side targets civilians the other side must do likewise or be at a severe disadvantage. In the end their actions will save far more lives than they destroy.

The vigilantes will avoid the use of firearms and bombs. Rather, they will use chemical weapons such as aerosolized fentanyl and biological toxins.


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