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Vigilantes Take Aim at NRA Executives, Families and Supporters

Our sources have informed us that radical vigilantes who call themselves Americans For Life have concluded that the only way to end the growing epidemic of mass-murder shootings in America is to take extreme actions against the people who profit from the killings. Their reasoning goes like this. The NRA is a terrorist organization whose sole motive is profiteering. The group has twisted and perverted the true meaning of the Second Amendment far beyond the intent of the nation's founders so that now the right to own guns trumps the right to live. It is obvious that the founders intended the Second Amendment to ensure American militias could not be disarmed by foreign invaders or colonizers. The intent was to protect the American nation, not to give traitors the right to form anti-American militias who would overthrow it.  Moreover, when the Constitution was ratified firearms were single-shot muskets. The founders did not foresee the development of weapons that could fire hund...